A Blind Man ——
A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After 
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a 
blond joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell 
that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you 
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond “biker girl.”

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in 
karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blond and a professional 
weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that blond 
joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 
“Nah, not 
if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Speeding
A blond woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and 
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blond.

The blond cop asked to see the blond driver’s license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more 
agitated.

“What does it look like?” she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and 
handed it to the policewoman.  “Here it is,” she said.

The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “Okay, 
you can go.  I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

The Blond Gets Even——
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.  He said, 
“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running 
boards.”
The brand new blond waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to 
the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat 
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think 
this place is .. An auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of 
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp 
bacon.”
 “Oh, OK!” said the blond. She thought about it for a moment and 
then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
 The trucker asked, “What are the beans for Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, 
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up! 
 
FOR ONCE 
THE Blond GETS EVEN !