A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car suddenly broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after.

The service man opened the hood and after a while he looked up and said, “It looks like you’ve blown a seal.”

The man replied, “No, it’s just frost on my moustache.”

 

“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg.

 

“Well, doc, 25 years ago ——”

 

“Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.”

 

“Like I was saying —— 25 years ago, when I 1^st started working on the farm, that night, right after I’d gone to bed, the farmer’s beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.”

 

“I said no, everything is fine.” “Are you sure?”, she asked. “I’m sure”, I said.

 

“Isn’t there anything I can do for you?” she wanted to know. “I reckon not” I replied ——

 

“Excuse me,” said the doctor, “What does this story have to do with your leg?”

 

“Well, this morning,” the farmhand explained, “when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!”