I hadn’t watched any TV for a while so last evening I watched about an hour of CNN. Nothing but politics, but I got a real belly laugh at how ridiculous Hillarity is getting in her desperation. Everything she has claimed about Edwards and Obama is more true about her. She moves to New York just so she could get her ticket punched as a Senator on her road to the White House and she has the audacity to claim all her husband’s experience as her own simply because she slept with him while he held the office. That’s a whole new concept for osmosis. The thing is ... Monica Lewinski spent some time with Bill in the White House too so maybe Monica is just as qualified as Hillarity?
Tracey had to work late so I ended up watching TV most of the evening. Now that was a total waste of time. The shows are just almost entertaining but I kept dozing off so I don’t know what I missed. Probably not much.
I also went shopping yesterday so there is temporarily food in the house. I don’t have a regular shopping schedule as you may have deduced. I just go when the other people I live with get agitated about being out of stuff. Life around here is rather dull as you can see by the subjects of my Blog ... but hey! ... your reading it so what can I say?
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn’t eat.
The Doctor explained to the man that as ducks age their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick up it’s food.
“What you need to do is gently file the upper bill down even with the lower bill. But you must be extra careful because the duck’s nostrils are located in the upper bill and if you file down too far, when the duck takes a drink of water it’ll drown.”
The man goes about his business and about a week later the Doctor runs into his patient.
“Well, how is that duck of yours?” the Doctor inquires.
“He’s dead.” declared the heartbroken man.
“I told you not to file his upper bill down too far! He took a drink of water and drowned didn’t he?” insisted the Doctor.
“No.” lamented the man. “I think he was dead before I took him out of the vise.”
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