Tracey spent most of yesterday finishing up the last of the Christmas shopping. She has a much longer list this year with the addition of her patients and staff at work. I think we have just about finished up though. We still don’t have a Christmas tree up. Tracey and the boys usually have it up by the first week of December but Tracey has just been too busy.
Tracey and I joined Mom and DD for dinner last evening. After dinner DD had a chance to vent a little about her work situation. Her boss has been determined to force her into a supervisory role ever since a coworker left a few weeks ago. DD doesn’t want any part of that because it would mean all kinds of overtime and being “on call”. As it is she is completely overloaded with work and her boss refuses to hire any competent help. Instead she is trying force DD to train somebody. All of this with no increased pay or benefit to DD. She is obviously reluctant to work for free.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer).
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The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. **** Men keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this also illustrates another point.
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