I hope that when I die, people say about me,
‘Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.’ Jack Handey |
I started watching some stupid C rate movie last night on TV about Pterodactyls flying out of a volcano to eat a bunch of people. The special effects weren’t too bad ... lots of blood and gore ... but what a waste of time. Tracey gave up on me and went to be early. I also watched the caucus returns from Iowa and was happy to hear Obama took the lead and left Hillarity in 3rd place. I don’t know what to think of Edwards. I am glad that he beat Hillarity too but I don’t like him and hope he drops out soon. I get the feeling he’s a snake oil salesman with a used car salesman grin. Tracey swears he is running for Vice-President again.
I finally finished the last of the Harry Potter books. I know ... kids stuff ... but I did enjoy reading them. I have had the last book since the first day it came out and it has been sitting on the table all this time. Since July I think. I just wasn’t in the magical mood until lately I guess. I have been getting tired of reading Louis LaMour westerns. I read a bit of Asimov again but I have read his stuff so many times I almost know it by heart. I really need to find a new author. |
 | Host David Letterman appears on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ on the CBS Television Network in New York January 2, 2008. The January 2 episode is the first original show taping since the start of the Writers Guild of America (WGA) strike. (John Paul Filo/CBS) |
Unsatisfied Jewish Wife
No matter what Moshe did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: “Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize, and should bring on an orgasm.”
They go home and follow the Rabbi’s advice. They hire a handsome young man, and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn’t help, and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.
“Okay,” he says to the husband, “Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife, and you wave the towel over them.”
Once again, they follow the Rabbi’s advice.
They go home, and hire the same strapping young man.
The young man gets into bed with the wife, and the husband waves the towel. The wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly: “You see, you schmuck, THAT’S how you wave a towel!” |
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