At Least Nixon Resigned

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Ben & Aaron are back to school today.  Ben starts right out with a busy after school schedule.  He will be spending an hour at Scholastic Bowl this evening and then another hour or so with the Robot class.  It’s a shame he has to wait until after school to learn anything.

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Volunteer Roberta Allen, from San Jose, Calif., wears American flag contact lenses as she waits for people to sign a list seeing if they are caucusing for Republican Presidential hopeful former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson, Thursday, during a campaign stop in West Des Moines, Iowa. (Photo/Jeff Chiu)

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Too Much To Drink?

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The Gynecologist’s Assistant Opening
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant.  Interested he goes to learn more - “Can you give me some more details about this?” he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - “Oh yes here it is:  The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.  You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions.  You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination.  There’s an annual salary of $45,000, but you’re going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi.  That’s about 620 miles fom here.”

“Oh why, is that where the job is?”

“No sir - that’s where the end of the line is!”

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I Like You!

Thanks to Michael T. for this contribution!

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Why I Believe Bush Must Go

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