Happy President’s Day! We put this day smack dab between two of the most ornery Presidents we ever had. One caused a war to rebel against the government and the other caused a war to maintain a government. One was the first President and one was the first Republican. And the country was never the same after the administration of each.
Well it finally happened. The Blazer got stuck in the front yard and we churned up a pretty messy path to get it out. I was afraid it was too mushy when I parked it there Saturday night. So now we have to park it on the driveway and hope that we don’t run into it. There are six drivers who regularly pull in and out of our drive with some on a daily basis. We are all used to having the drive completely open to back up at a good clip. Now we will actually have to watch where we are going!
My Hearing Leroy goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar. Leroy gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”
Leroy replies: “Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.”
The preacher puts one finger in Leroy’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy’s head and prays and prays and prays. After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks Leroy:
“Leroy, how is your hearing now?”
Leroy says, “I don’t know, Reverend, it’s not until next Wednesday.”
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