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February 26, 2008

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It looks like Hillarity has gone Jekyll & Hyde.  Now just imagine such a twisted approach to being President ... sickly sweet one day, crying the next, shouting and stamping your feet, etc.  She can’t seem to make up her mind whether she is honored to know Barack or completely outraged by him.  All in less than a week.  She was so proud of NAFTA when hubby Bill was so proud of it and now she is so against it.  She claims all Americans must pay for health care and then has kittens when Obama puts out a flyer saying so.  I just hope Texas and Ohio vote her out in their primaries and put me out of my misery.  I can’t take much more of this harpy.  And to think I once imagined voting for her!

Next we have Ralpie Nadar bellying up to the bar.  I’m convinced this has-been only comes around every 4 years to scoop up some campaign finance money for his pension fund.  He hangs around long enough to annoy everybody and then disappears with a few million dollars for another 4 years of easy living.  At least he is quiet for the intervening years and doesn’t continue to annoy us all the time like Al Sharpton ... the old black guy who does the same thing.  He’s an old never-was.

I made the appointment to take Noah’s car in for 2:00 this afternoon.  I drove it around a little yesterday and sounds to me like he has a broken brake pad or a sticking caliper.  Just a guess but it sounds like something in that area on the left front.  I know just enough about front wheel drive vehicles to be dangerous so I will let them make the final diagnosis.

Raul Castro addresses the audience after being elected president of Cuba during a meeting of the National Assembly in Havana February 24, 2008.
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Seniors’ Tax Rebates

The Administration said each one of us would get $300.

It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $300 tax rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.  If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy.

The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is to buy beer or spend it on prostitution, those are the only businesses still in the U.S.
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