Tammy posted some
updates last night:
Hi Tammy ... sounds like a busy week with some good and some bad. I think Ashley got the best of it and I hope that perhaps now they can get Dave back on track. I am one example of better living through modern chemistry so I guess now Dave can be too :-] We will be hoping the best for Andy and YES! The unexpected beautiful day was nice!
Noah climbs on an airplane today ... destination sunny Hawaii. He is going there for 10 days with his fellow karate instructors. Hopefully he has packed enough sunblock to keep from getting fried. We have been pumping him full of last minute travel warnings, instructions, and suggestions. I expect he will be delighted just to get away from his crazy parents who worry too much!
Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?")
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
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