Noah sent us a picture of sunset in Hawaii last night after Tracey had gone to bed. (See at bottom of page.) I called him to tell him she had already gone to bed so she wouldnt be able to reply and he told me he was getting his food at the luau. I got the impression he couldnt talk so I just wished him the best and let him get to his food. As Tracey put it this morning just before leaving for work ... We are getting pathetic ... living vicariously through our childs vacation!. Oh Well Guilty as charged. I just hope he has a wonderful time and makes lots of really great memories.
Cannibal Restaurant A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu ...
| Tourist Sandwich: | $ 5.00 |
| Broiled Missionary: | $ 10.00 |
| Fried Explorer: | $ 15.00 |
| Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: | $100.00 |
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, Why such a price difference for the Politicians?
The cook replied, Have you ever tried to clean one?
Theyre so full of sh*t, it takes all morning!