Ben asked me last evening if I would be willing to go to Milwaukee next week on a 3 day trip with his robotics team. One of the chaperones backed out and they need another or else some of the students wont be able to go. Imagine that ... me as chaperone! All Right! I told him to tell them I would be willing to do it. I also told Ben several times that he doesnt have to ask me along if they find someone else, but that I would love to go with him. I dont want to embarrass Ben by being there because I know some guys his age dont really want their Dad tagging along to put a damper on their fun. Then again, if he would like to have me along ... I would like to come. Personally I think it would be cool to see all the robots and the students working on them. Just imagine being around all that ENERGY!!
We Dont Need You God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, Lord, we dont need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.
Oh, is that so? Tell me... replies God.
Well, says the scientist, we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man.
Well, thats interesting. Show Me.
So the scientist bends down and starts to mold the soil.
Oh no, no, no... interrupts God ...
Get your own dirt.