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Happy Birthday Jake! |
| I just returned from dropping Ben off at the high school. I got him out of bed at 4 a.m. and with a little bit of last minute packing (which included remembering his watch and billfold at the last possible second) we got him to the bus before it left at 4:30. I told him to be sure to call his Mom at least once a day, to stay with the group, be good, etc. etc. etc. I hope they win but more importantly I hope they have fun. Fun beats winning every time in my book. |
Dawn Wells, the actress who played ‘Mary Ann’ on Gilligan’s Island, was sentenced Feb. 29, 2008, to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation in Idaho after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving. The guilty plea came as part of an agreement with prosecutors in which three misdemeanor counts -- driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance (marijuana) stemming from an Oct. 18, traffic stop -- were dropped. |
A Priest And A Bus Driver
A priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll. St. Peter turns to the priest and says “This will be yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next to a wishing well. Anything you wish on that wishing well will come true guarantied.”
The priest says, “Oh, thank you so much. This I shall enjoy!”
St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to the pearly gates and motions to the bus driver. They hop in a stretch limo and go out the front door. There are about 500 acres of land, with mountains and lakes and rivers. There is a huge castle on one of the mountains with about 200 rooms. St. Peter says “This will be yours for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything you want.”
The bus driver looks and St. Peter and says “Well, now, don’t think I’m not grateful, but shouldn’t the priest get all this, not me? Shouldn’t I get the cottage and 50 acres instead?”
St. Peter just laughs and says “The reason you get all this is because when the priest preached, everyone fell asleep. Now, when you drove your bus, people prayed!” |
Dear Viewer,
In response to a number of complaints that there are not enough Black and Hispanic people appearing on TV, your cable network has decided that in the future - ‘America’s Most Wanted’- will be shown ‘TWICE’ weekly.
We appreciate your input.
Your Cable Provider |
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