I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.Jane Wagner
I watched Obama’s attempt to explain his situation to the media and I got to thinking ... what if one of my boys decided to run for public office and had to explain why he “distanced” himself from what his father says. The more I thought about this nonsense the more I can relate. On a different level than the racism issue, but on a curmudgeon’s point of view. I often rant about the insanity of our government, the elected (and unelected) morons who run it, etc. I would hate to have a friend or relative have to explain why they didn’t agree with me but still couldn’t turn me away from their door.
On a side note I am disturbed that the “liberal media” is so obsessed with Obama and yet can’t find time to do any reporting on Hillarity’s ties to Wal-mart, her lies regarding all the “experience” she has in the White House, how her “foreign relations experience” is really just a string of vacations, etc.
Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), right, make their way across the flight line after landing on a CV-22 Osprey at Sather Air Base in Baghdad, March 16, 2008. McCain is wasting thousands of tax dollars on an all expense paid political junket for himself and groupies to obtain plenty of war video for political advertisements. |
 Three blonds died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.
The first blond said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.”
St. Peter said, “Noooooooooo,” and he banished her to hell.
The second blond said, “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth and exchange gifts.”
St. Peter said, “Nooooooooooooo,” and he banished her to hell.
The third blond said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, “So, tell me.”
She said, “Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a borrowed tomb behind a very large boulder.......”
St. Peter said “Verrrrrry good! And then?”
“Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If He sees His shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball.”
St. Peter fainted. |
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