Avon FragranceAn Avon lady was in an elevator when she suddenly had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer.Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator. He began to sniff.
The Avon lady asked, “Do you smell something?”
“Why, yes, I do,” he replied.
“What does it smell like?”
“Hmmm, I’m not sure, but it kind of smells like someone pooped in a pine tree.”