I stayed home yesterday because Noah was expecting a package from UPS. I dont know why I bothered because they didnt get here until after 3 p.m. and then the guy just threw it on the porch without knocking or ringing the bell.
Noah finally got his Brown Belt in karate last evening. Actually I guess he finished the qualification for it and will officially get it this coming weekend. I know he has really been pushing himself to get this. Now he hopes to get through all the levels to Black Belt in a few years. I just wish I could get him interested in taking a few college courses along the way too. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink ;-)
Avon Fragrance An Avon lady was in an elevator when she suddenly had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer.
Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator. He began to sniff.
The Avon lady asked, Do you smell something?
Why, yes, I do, he replied.
What does it smell like?
Hmmm, Im not sure, but it kind of smells like someone pooped in a pine tree.