Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman.  Believing what he read made him mad.

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I know you have to be tired of reading about my upcoming doctor’s appointment but today is the day.  And I worry too much about these things.  I’m not sure why because I know nothing bad will happen.  I guess I don’t like having to face the fact by body is rebelling against me or that I’m no longer just “getting” old ... but that I AM old.  Not as old as a lot of people certainly nor as old as I hope to be to some day ... but old.  Gone are the days of even considering climbing a tree or running a mile unless I go on a serious diet and exercise regimen.

I don’t think the weather is going to cooperate with my plans.  I had hoped to let things dry out more before doing any mowing but it is supposed to rain later today and the north end of our property is already bright green and deep with grass.  Probably because I quit mowing way too soon last fall and it had a head start.  We shall see if mowing grass wins out over my afternoon nap.

Update:  7:30 a.m.
Just recieved a call from doctor’s office ... my doctor is not available today and I had to reschedule for a week from next Monday.  Oh Darn!

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Bush’s top-down torture policies

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Pope Benedict XVI and President George W. Bush attend the arrival ceremony for the pope on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, April 16, 2008

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Can You Spell Stupid?

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Why Dogs Bite People

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Seven Kinds of Sex
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.  Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long.  When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ‘screw you.’

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.  She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month.
But not enough to enjoy your self.

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7 Amazing Holes

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I received an email from Tammy yesterday morning with a picture and these words:

Andy got this award at the Section 5 banquet last night in Metamora.  This award was for winning the sectional contest with his vegetable production record book. 

Tammy

CONGRATULATIONS ANDY !!!

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You gotta put an email address on here so I can send pics