I still havent actually SEEN the birthday boy Noah but I suspect he and Denise made it home safe and sound since I havent heard otherwise. We have a birthday present for him but it may take a while to get it to him what with his busy schedule and all since he is no longer a teenager! Hey Noah! If you are out there somewhere ... drop by that place we call home so we can wish you a Happy Birthday!
Games For When We Are Older
1. Sag, youre It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
Signs Of Menopause:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
Old Is When:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You dont care where your spouse goes, just as long as you dont have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I dont need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!