Tracey worked late last night so I finally got a chance to watch a couple movies I wanted to see. She wont watch any monster or scary movies with me so I have to wait until she is not around. I watched Cloverfield and The Invasion. I wasnt too thrilled with the ending of either but then it has been quite some time since I have watched a horror / sci-fi movie that I really enjoyed. I guess I am getting too cynical about them but I miss the real thrillers that dont rely so much on blood and gore or car chases.
Grandmas Boyfriend A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend?
Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. Im so happy with my TV as my boyfriend.
Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door.
When he opened the door, there stood Grandmas minister. The minister said, Hello son is your grandma home? The little boy replied, Yeah, shes in the bedroom bangin her boyfriend.