Yesterday’s late breaking news was that Andy and his team will be heading to the Illinois State Horticulture Competition at the U of I today. Everybody keep your fingers crossed for Andy! Good Luck!
Tracey called for a quick update yesterday at lunch time. She says she is gathering up all kinds of loot like free ink pens, flash drives, etc. She usually gets some trinkets and swag at these events but I’m not sure they ever justify the wasted time spent. I imagine she probably enjoys the opportunity to visit with her peers and learn some new things though. I’m just cranky about getting left behind. I don’t know what I would have done had I gone with her. Wandering about a strange city alone while she was at her meetings wouldn’t be any fun either. Oh Well.
I finally got to see my doctor yesterday and all my meds have been rearranged. Cat won’t pay for my triglyceride medicine anymore so I have to switch to a generic, which means I need to have my liver function tested (again) in 6 weeks to make sure the new stuff doesn’t rot my liver or whatever. I’m also getting a new blood sugar medicine called Byetta. I have to take it twice a day one hour before my meals and it’s an injection so I have to stab myself with a needle. I can see some melodramatic opportunities with that! The dumbest thing I did was step up on the scale. Good grief! I gained some weight and you would have thought the known world was falling down around our shoulders! I got 3 months before I go see her again and I had BETTER LOSE SOME WEIGHT! (I can shuck 10 pounds easy by wearing shorts and sandals instead of jeans and shoes ;-)
U.S. actor Harrison Ford on the set of the new Indiana Jones film. Hollywood is gearing up for summers blockbuster movie season, with aging Indiana Jones making a big-budget comeback.
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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