I’m running a bit late this morning so you early birds may have to check back! Tracey opens and closes at work today so I was up visiting with her. She is not moving too so fast this morning!
I picked Tracey up from the airport last night and we went to eat before going home. She regaled me with tales of all the fine cuisine she had on her travels and many of the cool places she went to. Today’s picture is of Independence Hall. I think tomorrow shall be the Liberty Bell! They were out of “tickets” to go see inside Independence Hall so she could only look at the outside. (National monument “tickets” is another story for another day) Tracey shared out all her swag and loot picked up at the convention. Card readers, usb drives, mouse pads, etc. And a ton of ink pens.
Last night Tracey managed to get Jake to eat some canned dog food she had hidden away somewhere and then took off for work early this morning and left the mess for me to clean up. I told her he would puke if she fed him ... she did and he did and now I got another mess. Yeck! I am getting tired of dog puke!
Gas Promotion A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, ‘Free Sex with Fill-Up.’ Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ‘You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, ‘Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.’
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, ‘I think that game is rigged and he don’t really give away free sex.’
Bubba replied, ‘No it ain’t rigged. My wife won twice last week.”
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