Aaron can’t find his Chemistry notebook and it is driving him mad! He scoured the entire house last evening and is very upset. The last time he remembers seeing it was in Chemistry class last hour last Friday. There is the slight possibility he might have left it there but he is afraid it would have been thrown away. He says the janitors routinely throw things like that away rather than turn them into the lost and found. The thing that is so upsetting to him is that the notebook alone is a significant part of his grade and he is sure the teacher won’t acknowledge that he had it all semester up until now. Typical. Don’t grade the student on what he has learned about the subject but about whether or not he copied the information into a notebook he will throw away at the end of the year anyway. No wonder our education system is so far below the rest of the industrialized nation. All show and no substance. Grade students on what is the absolute easiest for the teacher.
A Redneck and his Dog On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About
20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his.
The policeman said, “Your dog seems to be in heat.”
The redneck replies, “No she ain’t! I got ‘er tied under the shade tree to be cool.”
The policeman says, “No! You don’t understand your dog wants to be bred.”
“No way,” the redneck says, “dog don’t need bread, she ain’t hongry, ‘cause I fed ‘er beef jerky this mornin’.”
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out: “NO! You don’t seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!”
The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, “Go ‘head. I always wanted a police dog!”
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