| A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire |
Congratulations Andy! Last evening I went to the home of my cousin Dave and his wife Tammy to celebrate the high school graduation of their boy Andy. They had a good number of people there including my Aunt Nickie and Aunt Jackie. Andy was still in his graduation robes and stayed pretty much with the younger crowd as can be expected. I didn’t really get much chance to talk with him but that’s OK ... it was his day to celebrate with his friends. One of the first things Tammy said to me was that she hadn’t read my Blog yesterday! I told her I wouldn’t give her any demerits since it was such a busy day and was likely a first offense, but not to let it happen again. I actually stayed longer than I had expected as a bunch of us got together and began telling stories of the distant past. It is always fun to go to these gatherings and I always come away thinking Tracey and I ought to host a reunion some day. But then I think of the constant mess our house is in and think it probably won’t happen. I am a lousy housekeeper. |
 A massive sinkhole near Daisetta, Texas is seen Wednesday afternoon, May 7, 2008. A zigzagging hole believed to be as long as two football fields and up to 100 feet deep continued to widen late Wednesday, threatening to gobble up nearby tanks and other oilfield equipment. |
Real Vengeance
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters.
Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn’t take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, “I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.” Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following, “Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!” and mailed the picture to her parents. |
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