I got a new computer chair! It was a belated Father’s Day present that arrived yesterday. It is a well built chair with no cheap plastic. It has a weight limit of 450 pounds! The arms fold up out of the way if you don’t want them and there is plenty of room for my big butt. Cushy soft too! It has an air pump to expand a lumbar support and the arms are nicely padded. It has a heavy duty set of legs on it and can be raised and lowered. It also leans back and the tension is adjustable on that too! Many thanks to Noah and Denise for spending so much time looking for just the right chair and to Tracey for the original idea. I have been using a hard, wooden kitchen chair for years now and this is just a wonderful present. Now my butt won’t go to sleep and my back won’t hurt when I spend too much time in front of the computer. THANKS GUYS!!
I had planned to do some more grass mowing yesterday but went grocery shopping and that blew my energy for the day. I got the bad bagger again at Schnuck’s and was in a foul mood by the time I got everything home and put away. I wish they would find something else for the guy to do because bagging groceries is beyond his capacity.
Another cool thing happened yesterday ... I won the Lotto! I received a check in my name for $38! It isn’t much but it is a start. Maybe next week I’ll get all of the Lotto numbers instead of just three.
Getting Into Heaven Three men went up into heaven, but St. Peter said only people with the worst deaths would be admitted. St. Peter went up to the first man and said, “Okay my boy, how did you die?”
The first man replied, “Well, to cut a long story in half, I live on the 28th floor of the Manchester Apartment Building. I’ve been suspecting for months that my wife has been cheating on me with another man. So to surprise her, I came home early from work, planning on finding her and the man she is cheating with together. So I came in the door, and looked and looked for him. Finally I found him hanging from our balcony! I started stepping on his hands, but he wouldn’t let go, finally I went back and got a hammer and pounded at his hands. When he fell he hit a bush, so I knew he wasn’t dead. So I went back inside again and threw the freezer down at him. But then I had a heart attack.”
“Wow!” said St. Peter, “That sounds terrible! You go on in.”
St. Peter went to the second man. “Ok son, how’d you die?”
“Well,” said the second man, “I live on the 29th floor of the Manchester Apartment Building. I was on my balcony doing my aerobics when I slipped and fell. Luckily I was able to grab the balcony below me when a man came out and started stepping on my hands. He left shortly after and I was thankful it was over. But then he got a hammer and started hitting at my hands. I then let go because of the pain, but landed in the bushes. So I knew I would be ok. But then the man threw his freezer down at me! That’s when I died.”
“Holy Saint Francis!” Said St. Peter, “you go on in!”
St. Peter approached the third man. “Ok my boy, how did YOU die?”
The third man exclaimed, “Well picture this, I’m sitting naked in a freezer...”
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