Cowboy An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, Are you a real cowboy?
He replied, Well, Ive spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.
She said, Im a lesbian ... I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, Are you a real cowboy?
He replied, I always thought I was, but I just found out that Im a lesbian.
The clocks are all flashing this morning so the power was off some time last night. I think it was a couple times. We can always count on AmerenCILCO every time it storms, the power will go out and we will have to set every clock in the house.
I dont think we got much rain but I am glad the boys and I finished all the mowing yesterday.
MjL 07 Jul 2008, 07:59 a.m.
Geez...a couple of them booms made me jump this morning! We didnt loose power, but they did knock out the street light a few times. Of course, Dave and I washed the van last night -- thats why it rained! :)
Yea, the storms were all talk and no action -- I only have 1/4 of rain in the rain gauge.
Have a Happy Anniversary today!
Tammy 07 Jul 2008, 08:15 a.m.
Happy BELATED Anniversary to you guys too! Sorry about that, I didnt even look at the calendar yesterday! And thank you! Twenty-four years today!
We really dont need any rain yet ... our weeds are still growing faster than we can keep up!
MjL 07 Jul 2008, 08:24 a.m.
24 years huh...we were 23 yesterday. We all went fishing at Eureka Lake and then ate dinner at Hardees. Alot does change in 23 and 24 years!! Heres to another 24 years!
Tammy 07 Jul 2008, 10:37 a.m.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,Tracey & Michael!!!!!
Cant believe it has 24 years since we celebrated that wonderful day!!!
Peg 07 Jul 2008, 2:23 p.m.
Thanks so much! It does seem a short time ago and then when I see how our kids have grown and one of them has left the nest ... where did the time go!
MjL 07 Jul 2008, 2:28 p.m.