Dairy Farmer A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad. He was quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor and peed in the clover. As luck would have it, a bee decided it was lunch time and zapped him right on the end of his dingus. It really hurt terribly when he remembered that buttermilk was known to relieve bee stings. He dashed to the house, opened the fridge, poured a glass of buttermilk and started to soak his dingus.
What a relief!
Then he heard a gasp and saw that his 20-year-old daughter was in the doorway, looking wide-eyed at what he was doing!
He turned to her and said, Now dont tell me youve never seen one of these!
She replied, Youre right, Daddy, I have. Its just that Ive never seen one being reloaded!!
[In reply to Noahs comment from yesterday] Dont worry Noah ... I didnt have much when I first moved away from home either and I was only a few miles from home. I am very proud of what you have accomplished so far and have great faith in your future. You and Denise have a Great Day!
MjL 12 Jul 2008, 04:51 a.m.
Hey Noah, when G-Pa and I took off for Florida (he was in the AF), we had a hundred dollars, an iron, and a beat up Ford, it all worked out just fine. Looks like you ended up with a really nice place.
JEL 12 Jul 2008, 07:47 a.m.