Heckler A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blond jokes, when a blond lady sitting in the audience stands up.
Im so sick of you people who think blonds are stupid. Its because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blond hair.
Gosh, Miss, Im terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didnt mean to hurt your feelings.
Shut up! Im not talking to you. Im talking to that little jerk on your lap!
About five minutes after Tracey took the picture above the blasted scooter died. The engine just quit and wont start again. I am beginning to think it is a charging system problem because it acts like the battery doesnt have enough juice to start it. And since it was running when it died the charger must not be charging. We checked it out and couldnt find any dead fuses but I did discover some information on a web site about these scooters. There is a fuse in the charging system and there were some new scooters that had the charging circuit wired wrong. Customers report the fuse blows because of the improper connections and the scooter runs off the battery until the battery dies and then wont start. Sounds like the symptoms I have but it was too dark by the time I read it to get at that fuse. Tracey and I found the connection under the seat but couldnt see to get it apart. I just hope I dont have to haul the thing back to Freeport to get it fixed.
MjL 21 Jul 2008, 07:29 a.m.
Heres the headline on the ABC News web site:
After Touring a Safer Iraq, Obama Still Balks at Troop Surge
Now hows that for unbiased reporting? What a joke? Who says Iraq is safer? Safer than what? It certainly isnt as safe to walk the streets as it was before we invaded. And what has that got to do with The Surge ... typical slanted reporting about mumbo-jumbo spin phrases. The American People want us out of Iraq ... that is clear ... so why does Main Stream Media pander to the GOP?
MjL 21 Jul 2008, 8:34 p.m.