Church Bloopers “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.”
“Morning sermon: Jesus Walks on the Water,
Evening sermon: Searching for Jesus.”
“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.”
“Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.”
“Potluck supper at 5 p.m. Prayer and medication to follow.”
“The associate minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge, Up Yours.”
Tracey just left for work and it is TOO EARLY in the morning for that! Now that she is short on staff (again, as usual) she has to work all day every other Saturday and that means opening at 5 a.m. and closing at 6 or 7 p.m.
I survived my trip to the doctor’s office yesterday. My weight has come down about 10 pounds and my blood sugar was a little better ... but not as low as it should be. I have another 3 months to get my blood sugar down where it belongs or she is going to put me on insulin. I’m not thrilled about the insulin option because it is easier to gain weight on that and I don’t need any weight gain. It is always something.
MjL 26 Jul 2008, 04:48 a.m.
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