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Friday, August 15, 2008

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
George W. Bush
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I was so disgusted when Duh-bya came to Peoria to campaign for the Boy
Wonder Aaron Schock I immediately donated some money to Colleen Callahan’s campaign.  There is just no way I want another GOP boot-licker for our Congressman ... TheHood was bad enough.  I was surprised to receive a thank-you letter that actually has a signature on it.  Nice.  I hope she wins.

Julia Child explains ‘with a little practice’ you can do everything with the flare of a gourmet.  She is shown in 1967 file photo during a scene from ‘The French Chef’.  Child shared a secret with U.S. Supreme Court Justice Arthur Goldberg and Chicago White Sox catcher Moe Berg at a time when the Nazis threatened the world.  They served in an international spy ring managed by the Office of Strategic Services, an early version of the CIA created in World War II by President Franklin Roosevelt.  The secret comes out Thursday, Aug. 14, 2008, all of the names and previously classified files identifying nearly 24,000 spies who formed the U.S.’s first centralized intelligence effort.  The National Archives will make available for the first time all 750,000 pages identifying the vast spy network of military and civilian operatives.
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At Work & In Prison

In Prison => You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

At Work => You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

In Prison => You get three meals a day fully paid for

At Work => You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

In Prison => You get time off for good behavior

At Work => You get more work for good behavior

In Prison => The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

At Work => You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

In Prison => You can watch TV and play games

At Work => You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

In Prison => You get your own toilet

At Work => You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

In Prison => They allow your family and friends to visit

At Work => You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family

In Prison => All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

At Work => You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

In Prison => You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

At Work => You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

In Prison => You must deal with sadistic wardens

At Work => They are called managers
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