What Would You Do If I Died? WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don’t you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I’d get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she’s left-handed.
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: Shit.
Tracey worked late yesterday so we spent a lazy morning before going to lunch. I spent most of my morning on the Journal Star Opinion page making comments to those uneducated who were posting their lies, myths and distortions about unions. It never ceases to amaze me how willfully stupid people can be about the most simple of issues. I’m sure I didn’t change their minds but perhaps somebody else reading without comment might give unions a second thought once they have the truth explained to them.
MjL 02 Sep 2008, 06:48 a.m.
Unions aren’t politically correct unless they are civil ones, apparently.
Oh, I’m in Santa Monica, CA this week. Traffic here sucks and a lot of the city (which is attached to LA) kinda looks like crap :P. Oh well
NoahL 02 Sep 2008, 11:43 a.m.
Hi Noah!
I’ve never been out there but I have heard lotsa stories about both pollution and traffic. I think I will just stick to our little Tremont and Pekin traffic jams. Be careful and get home safe!
MjL 02 Sep 2008, 11:47 a.m.
Yep, stick to the clean air out there. I can see some green out the windows here, but that might just be the air :P. Actually, the mountains look pretty nice, but you have to look past the city and through the smog to see it.
NoahL 02 Sep 2008, 1:23 p.m.
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