Ray & Bubba Two Mechanical Engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
Were supposed to find the height of the flagpole, said Bubba, but we dont have a tall enough ladder.
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the flagpole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, Eighteen feet, six inches, and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. Aint that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!
Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.