On A Hot Tin Roof? A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died.”
The man was very upset and yelled, “You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn’t come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.”
The brother thought about it and apologized.
“So how’s Mom?” asked the man.
“She’s on the roof and won’t come down.”
Man that John McSame is a lying sack of dog turds! He has been screeching DEREGULATION! throughout his entire political career and suddenly when Wall Street crumbles he spins around and announces he is a REFORMER. Oddly enough the lying liar still has some of the worst lobbyists in Washington advising his campaign, including Phil Graham who helped deregulate Wall St. These jerks and morons are directly responsible for the financial carnage all around the world and suddenly they are going to fix it!? Good Grief! All I can say is that if America is stupid, yes STUPID enough to elect this creep than they better not cry when their 401K tanks and their pensions go belly up. And don’t forget what will happen to Social Security when he feeds that to the Wall Street wolves too.
MjL 18 Sep 2008, 05:51 a.m.
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