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September 22, 2008

You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn’t it? 
I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.
Duh-bya

"Laugh-In" cast members Jo-Anne Worley, Lily Tomlin, Ruth Buzzi and Gary Owens (L-R) present the award for outstanding variety, music or comedy series at the 60th annual Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles September 21, 2008.

I thought we could all use a break in the dead serious chaos of failed banks and crooked politicians.  Anyone old enough to remember "Laugh-In" ought to get a smile out of this picture.
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One evening, Mike went over to his friend Terry’s house to play cards with some friends.  Mike sat directly across from Terry’s wife.  Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up.  When he looked across the table he saw that Terry’s wife had her legs open and no panties on.  He sat up and was flushed.

He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.  To his surprise Terry’s wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, “Did you like what you saw?”

Mike said “Yes I did.”

She said, “Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500.”

So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, “O.K.”

She said, “Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.”

Mike said, “I’ll see you then.”

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later, Terry came home and asked, “Has Mike been over here today”

She said, thinking she had been caught, “As a matter of fact, he did.”

Terry said, “Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.”
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