Learning a Lesson A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.
Yes, the class said.
Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesnt run into my feet?
A little fellow shouted, Cause your feet aint empty.
I got a little carried away with the political videos today but I couldnt help myself. The first one is from Campbell Brown of CNN. You may have noticed the Pale/McSame campaign was shuffling Pale through various puppet leaders of US vassal nations in an attempt to show she has foreign policy experience. The media was told they could take print and video but could not ask any questions or have any journalists attend. Basically they wanted some free camera crews to extol this phony event. CNN told them they werent interested so they relented and let one journalist attend for the pool. So this short clip from Campbell Brown is a sideways jab at the Pale/McSame campaign for keeping Pale under wraps. It worked and the next clip shows WHY they dont want Pale speaking in public. She cant provide any answers for Katie Couric and says, Ill try to find ya some and Ill bringem to ya. Real smooth. Duh?
The third video is just plain fun. McSame was supposed to be on David Letterman last night and he canceled claiming he had to suspend his campaign and rush off to Washington to save the world from economic crisis. He didnt go anywhere near Washington but stayed in New York to appear on the Katie Couric show. Letterman was not happy and he really made it clear what most of us are thinking of McSame. He is pulling these off the wall stunts like suspending his campaign because he is losing and has no clue what else to do.