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September 30, 2008

Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
William Shakespeare

House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) (C) talks with reporters about the failure of a bill to provide a bailout for the current financial and banking crisis, at the US Capitol in Washington, September 29, 2008.

It is clear the House Republicans are responsible for voting down this first bailout bill.  What is not so clear as yet is whether they have a better plan for all Americans, a better plan for only the richest Americans, or they just didn’t like this one and have no plan of their own.  In the meantime the world markets are crashing and there is plenty of pain to go around.
Choosing A Wife

A man wanted to get married.  He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.  He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make-over.  She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.  She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed. 

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.  She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.  As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.  She earns several times the $5,000.  She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.  She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. 

Obviously, the man was impressed. 

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

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