That’ll Teach HimI went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a gal a break?’He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. 
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! 
So I called him a piece of horse shit. 
He finished the 2nd ticket and put it on the car with the 1st. Then he started writing a 3rd ticket!! This went on for about twenty minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. 
I didn’t give a damn. My car was parked around the corner—— This was the car that took my parking space.