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Happy Birthday
Denise and Ashley! |
Republican vice presidential nominee Alaska Governor Sarah Pale attends a rally in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania October 8, 2008. An Alaska ethics inquiry found that Pale abused the power of her office by dismissing the state’s public safety commissioner, a report released on Friday said. |
Why Halloween is better than sex
You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
It’s OK if the person you’re with fantasizes that you are someone else,
because well ... you are.
Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.
If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
It doesn’t matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning.
Less guilt the morning after.
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!! |
MjL 11 Oct 2008, 06:08 a.m.
This cute cartoon from this morning reminded me of my own damaged toe ... so I thought I would share an update. I think I am going to lose the toe nail at least. So far the toe hasn’t turned black!
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MjL 11 Oct 2008, 06:22 a.m.
Noah sent us this picture. Oddly enough it looks like a lizard to me?
I always thought a squirrel looked like this!
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MjL 11 Oct 2008, 08:59 a.m.
| Hahaha, nah! Squirrels here lose all their fur--it’s way too hot here to wear a fur coat! |
Noah L 11 Oct 2008, 10:53 a.m.
| I’m glad to see they finally striped toepher road. It makes it much nicer and people will finally stay to thier part of the road instead of the center until you come head on with a car around the corner! |
K. Monroe 11 Oct 2008, 1:41 p.m.
| You mean they PAVED that road!? Holy crap, pigs are flying and the devil is having to bundle up for winter! |
Noah L 11 Oct 2008, 2:32 p.m.
| I haven’t been down it lately so I didn’t know about the striping. I wouldn’t say they paved it ... just more tar and rock chips ;-) |
MjL 11 Oct 2008, 2:53 p.m.
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