Quit worrying about your health. Itll go away.Robert Orben |
 Joe Wurzelbacher talks on his phone as he walks to a neighbors house followed by reporters in Holland, Ohio on Thursday afternoon, Oct. 16, 2008. Wurzelbacher is better known as Joe the Plumber, the nickname Republican John McCain bestowed on him during Wednesdays presidential debate with Democrat Barack Obama. His name is actually Sam, he is not a plumber, and he is probably a GOP plant so McSame could waste a newsday making a big deal about a real nobody. In fact the guy has no plans to buy his own business, was already all over right-wing radio talk shows and is in deep debt to Ohio for back taxes he refuses to pay. How is that for a plant! |
Halloween Delivery The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat. I hadnt considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, Im delivering him to my doctors office. The other driver leaned out of his window. I hate to tell you, lady, he said, but I think its too late! |
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