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Happy Birthday Kiley Neal! |
Democratic presidential nominee US Senator Barack Obama speaks during a campaign event at the Gateway arch in the Jefferson National Expansion Memorial in St Louis, Missouri. Addressing a sea of 100,000 supporters Saturday, Obama fired back against White House rival John McCain on taxes and toxic campaign messages 17 days out from election day.
MjL => Obama continues to draw huge record breaking crowds even amid growing concerns that the GOP will steal a third election in a row with the Justice Dept. allowing them to question and disallow hundreds of thousands of ballots in many key Democratic states as they did in 2000 and 2004. |
Soiled Sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon
making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of
composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets,
and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up
with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a
hospital security guard who watched the whole incident
walked up and asked,
“What the heck is going on?”
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
“I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost.” |
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