Election HumorJapan recently sent the American people 50,000,000 cases of Viagra ——They heard that our entire country can’t get an election straight ——
Honestly?The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.“Ma,” he shouted, “the results are in. I won the election!”
“Honestly?”
The politician’s smiled faded. “Aw, heck, Ma, why bring that up at a time like this?”