Sale I was getting ready for a garage sale one summer day. Since it was so humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale. Then I slapped them on my blouse, ran outside, stuck them on the appropriate items and rushed back inside. I did this until every item was labeled.
Later that day a UPS man came by the house with a delivery. I noticed that as I was signing for the package, he seemed ill at ease.
It was only after he left that I noticed there was one sticker still attached to the front of my blouse.
It read Make me an offer.