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12/17/08 Quote «The Legel Report»The art of being wise is the art of
knowing what to overlook.William James |
A Palestinian boy holds a shoe with the word ‘Bush’ on it during a demonstration calling for the release of the Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi in Gaza City, Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2008. Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during a press conference in Baghdad on Sunday, while yelling in Arabic: ‘This is a farewell kiss, you dog, this is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq.’ |
Stealing Presents
It is Christmas eve. A burglar breaks into the home of a prominent local lawyer. He takes the lawyer’s Christmas gifts from under the tree leaving the packages for the wife and children alone. As he is leaving the house, he is apprehended by a policeman.
He confesses to what he has done but tells the policeman that he can’t be arrested.
The policeman asks why, and he responds, “Because the law states that I’m entitled to the presents of an attorney.” |
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