Christmas Morning Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed, and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it! We don’t have kids at home to gather at the Christmas tree with and we’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”
The second guy says, “I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”
The third guy says, “Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.”
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
“I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning for sex or golf,’ and she said, ‘Take a sweater.’”
A couple pictures above of Ben & Aaron gathering up their Christmas loot yesterday. Santa brought mostly smaller stocking stuffer type things like Rubic Cubes, Slinkys, etc. The real haul was in CASH ... the favorite gift for any teenager! This had to have been the laziest Christmas we have ever had as it was almost 11 a.m. before the paper shredding commenced. I will be adding more pictures as we go along but these two are good for starters.
Tracey left for work at 4:30 this morning and I will soon be going out to breakfast with Michael T. and his wife Sue. I just hope the Bob Evan’s won’t be too busy like it was last month. Everybody was out shopping last month so maybe we won’t have such a crowd today ... unless they are all out returning the gifts they shopped for last month!
MjL 26 Dec 2008, 07:13 a.m.
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