Sheriff’s Job ApplicationA man seeking to join a border state Sheriff’s Department is being interviewed.  The Sergeant doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”  Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six muslim extremists , and a rabbit.”“Why the rabbit?”
“Great attitude,”  says the Sergeant.  “When can you start?”