John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar on New Year’s and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, “I’m very sorry officer, I didn’t realize it was out, I’ll get it fixed right away.”
Just then Jessica said, “I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed.”
So the officer asked for John’s license and after looking at it said, “Sir your license has expired.”
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn’t realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, “I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired.”
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, “Jessica, shut your mouth!”
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. “Does your husband always talk to you like that?”
Jessica replied, “Only when he’s drunk.”
You will have to forgive my late start this year. I simply forgot that I needed to add 2009 to all my menu choices at the left so I will be doing that as I go along. Oh Well.
I also intend to add a bunch of pictures Denise forwarded to me of her birthday trip with Noah to the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary in Kanab, Utah. Those should be up in the next couple days too.
Tracey worked on the plumbing yesterday and capped off the broken pipe in the wall. About all I did was supervise, get soaking wet looking for the leak and open the glue can for her to glue the cap on the plastic pipe after she cut it. So we can do laundry again! We now need to get a new sink to replace the old plastic wash tub we were using and hook all the plumbing back up. I think this time we will be putting some electrical heat tape on the pipes before next winter.
I went to bed about 11:00 last night. I think Tracey stayed up to bring the New Year in but I don’t know.
Happy New Year to all you faithful (and unfaithful) readers!
MjL 01 Jan 2009, 05:23 a.m.
Happy New Year to you all too!!
I didn’t see the ball drop either, but I did see Dick Clark kiss his wife. Andy’s pump decided to not work AGAIN last night. I’ve talked to the company many times already. In fact, I “spent” New Years Eve with them! ;)
It stinks to have no computer yet! I’m hoping this weekend. Nobody likes to share their computer with ‘ol mom! :)
Here’s to a happy and healthy 2009!
Tammy 01 Jan 2009, 8:20 p.m.
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