Huge Argument

After my wife and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally, on the 3rd day, she asked what I wanted for supper.

“Oh,” I said, “So now you’re speaking to me.”

She looked confused, “What are you talking about?”

“Haven’t you noticed I haven’t spoken to you for three days?” I challenged.

“No,” she said, “I just thought we were getting along.”