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02/28/09 Quote «The Legel Report»| If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired. Officer Friendly |
 | A worker holds a partially assembled electronic cigarette during testing at the Ruyan factory in Tianjin, China, Thursday, Feb. 19, 2009. The battery-powered products, which resemble real cigarettes but produce a fine nicotine mist absorbed quickly and directly by the lungs, are gaining ground in America and Europe, and have even made a dent in China, home to 350 million smokers - the world’s biggest tobacco market. |
How I Got Fired
 Bob is walking home when he sees a tramp begging for change. Feeling a bit sorry for the man, he gives him some change and begins to walk off.
“Thank you,” says the homeless man. “It used to be so good for me but look at me now.”
“What do you mean?” asked Bob.
The tramp replied, “I was a multi-millionaire, I had bank accounts all across the world with millions. I had investments, bonds, stocks, shares and all sorts.”
“What happened, where did it go wrong?”
The tramp replied, “forgot my mother’s maiden name.” |
So far the Blazer tire continues to hold air ... I’m never very confident of the tire repairs for the first week or so.
Tracey called yesterday and asked if I wanted to come to town to have lunch with her so I picked her up at the hospital and we went to Culver’s for lunch. I thought that was nice. I would like to do that more often but most days she has to stay at the clinic. Guess I could pick something up and eat in her office with her but I never really liked going into that hospital! I should try it anyway.
I sure wish the weather had stayed nice. I only got a couple short scooter rides earlier in the week but it was fun and enough to get me hooked again. Maybe this weekend the weather will be better? |
MjL 28 Feb 2009, 05:31 a.m.
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