This vulgarity of Faux News constantly labeling adulterous Republicans as Democrats is really getting disgusting. It happens far too often to be “an accident” and I am quite sure the bastards are doing it on purpose. I can’t imagine how anyone could continue to watch this miserable excuse for a TV network when they do this crap.
Announcer Ed McMahon seen here in 2007. McMahon, best known for his long-running role as Johnny Carson’s sidekick on “The Tonight Show”, died early Tuesday aged 86, his spokesman confirmed.
A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.
“My love,” he wrote, “we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and there’s really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we’re constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?”
So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, “Why don’t you learn to play this?”
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife.
“Darling” he said, “I can’t wait to make passionate love with you!”
She kissed him and said, “First let’s see you play that harmonica.”
Tracey is off to work again. She got home at 9:30 last night. To add insult to injury she found out yesterday that the plans for her new clinic building are “on hold” because her greedy employers aren’t making enough money this year. And ... they are looking at adding another shift of patients on Tue-Wed-Sat. So instead of working 16 hours a day for 3 days and 12 hours a day for the other three days ... she can look forward to working 16 hours a day for 6 days a week. All for the same pay. I think it is time she started looking for a different job.
MjL 25 Jun 2009, 04:55 a.m.
Good morning. We’re back! We had a great time. All I did yesterday was eat, play cards, and lay on a raft in a pool. It was so relaxing and I’m not that much of a water person. Dave played some pool, hillbilly golf, and laid in the pool too. Ashley was the youngest one there, but she had fun too. Off to work today...oh boy!! I love that cartoon about the aquarium backyard. Over here it’s always the basement that is the aquarium.
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