ConfessionOne Saturday, Father O’Malley was hearing confession when all of a sudden, he urgently has to go to the bathroom. He looks out the confessional but there’s not another priest in sight. However, he sees a choir boy and motions to him to come closer. He tells the choir boy that he has to go to the bathroom and that he’s to take his place while he’s gone. Father tells the boy, “Just grunt in your deepest voice ‘uh huh’, ‘uh huh’, then tell them to say 3 Hail Mary’s and an Act of Contrition”. “I’ll be back as quick as I can”. Father is barely out of sight when the 1st person to enter the confessional is a woman.“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been 6 weeks since my last confession.” “I’ve had oral sex 10 times, and anal sex 6 times.” 
The poor choir boy doesn’t know what to do! He doesn’t think that Father O’Malley would approve of giving such a light Penance for those sins, so he grunts “Hold on a second——” and looks out to see if Father is returning but only sees an alter boy. He motions to the alter boy to come closer and when he does, whispers “Quick, what does Father O’Malley give for oral or anal sex?” 
The alter boy replies, “Cookies and milk, why?”