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December 30, 2009
12/30/09 Quote «The Legel Report»
They murmured as they took their fees,
“There is no cure for this disease.”

30 Dec 2009, 00:00 a.m.
I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don’t give a damn.
Stevie Wonder is playing in Tokyo and he just finished playing his Seventies classic Sir Duke.

The crowd is still going wild when a young Japanese man at the front says, “Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord, you play a jazz chord!”

So Stevie plays an F# minor on his keyboard and goes off on a jazz riff.

The Japanese man says, “No Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord!”

So Stevie tries an A and off he goes with the band on this amazing improvised moment.

When he’s finished, the lad says, “No Stevie, a jazz chord, a jazz chord!”

By now old Stevie is a little confused.  He says to the fan, “What do you mean, play a jazz chord?  I’ve just done 2 for you...?”

“But it best song of Stevie Wonder!  It bery famous!” comes the reply.

“Ok, well how does it go then?” enquires the blind musical genius.

The young Japanese man clears his throat and starts to sing: “A jazz chord......to say, I ruv you...”
30 Dec 2009, 00:01 a.m.
30 Dec 2009, 00:01 a.m.
Tracey has to drive herself to work today because I have to babysit a snowblower until the Sears repair person shows up some time between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m.  This is a total bummer.  If I hadn’t already paid for the service I would be tempted to just go out to the garage and fix the damn thing myself!  But not that tempted ... :)

I worked for about an hour yesterday fixing something that was broken by someone I love ... so I can’t tell you what it was on here because that person might read it and have hurt feelings ... but then again I want to say something about it so here it is.  SOMETHING.
MjL 30 Dec 2009, 06:01 a.m.

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