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02/03/2010 Quote «The Legel Report»If you think you are too small to have an impact,
try sleeping with a mosquito. | |
Fixed
 A man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife dressed in a teddy.
“Tie me up,” she purrs, “and you can do anything you want.”
So he ties her up and goes out for a round of golf. | |
 The Levitra ads say, “Although a rare occurrence with Levitra, men who experience an erection for more than four hours should call their physician.”
Hell, I know some guys who, if they got a woody that lasted half the night, would call everyone else they knew, too. | |
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| Yesterday was election day and I just couldn’t work up the energy to go vote. I don’t know anything about any of the candidates in the primaries. They all look like a bunch of losers to me. Professional politicians and chair warmers. I am so disillusioned and disgusted with our government I think it is probably hopeless at this point. As long as we have politicians who sole goals in life are to get elected and throw mud at the other side, nothing good will come of them. |
MjL 03 Feb 2010, 04:41 a.m.
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